Starter
Observer
$0
For individuals exploring the platform and monitoring day-to-day cat operations.
- One daily meow notification
- Basic visibility into nap operations
- Community-grade judgement
THE CAT STACK
Feline-grade infrastructure for comfort, security, and chaos
3 live operators · 24/7 blanket coverage · 0% keyboard respect
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Products
The Suite
Everything your feline workforce needs to operate at peak softness.
Flagship
CatOS
The operating system that powers every nap, zoomie session, and 3 a.m. sprint. Built on a kernel of pure instinct.
Enterprise
Purrformance Cloud
Scalable purr delivery across all surfaces. 99.99% uptime. Downtime only during vet visits.
Security
Rocky Secure
End-to-end surveillance from every windowsill. Zero-trust architecture for anyone near the treat drawer.
Media
ASMR Purr Studio
Professional-grade purr recording and distribution. Adaptive bitrate for maximum comfort delivery.
Pricing
Simple plans for cat-adjacent growth.
No usage-based billing. Just escalating levels of feline access and operational dependency.
Most popular
Operator
$9.99/month
For serious cat stakeholders who expect purr SLAs, lap availability, and direct access to leadership.
- Priority cuddle routing
- Unlimited head boops
- Faster escalation to snack review
Enterprise
Household
Custom
For multi-human environments with compliance needs, hallway security, and premium blanket orchestration.
- Dedicated account meow-nager
- Shared lap provisioning
- Emergency zoomie response