Rocky Secure
Desk perimeter scan completed
98% threat confidence
Cats by Adam
The Cat Stack
Feline-grade infrastructure for comfort, security, and chaos with delightful uptime.
- 3 live operators
- 24/7 blanket coverage
- 0% respect for your keyboard
Workspace overview
Sunday ship room
Smokey Care
Comfort automation deployed
99.9% nap uptime
Husky Growth
Snack demand campaign launched
8 meows per hour
Trusted by modern teams, including
naplabs
soft paw capital
catlytics
blanket cloud
orbital whisker
meow.dev
Why teams buy in
Comfort operations built for modern households.
The Cat Stack brings together security, comfort, and growth workflows in one calm operating layer.
Operational morale
Every workspace ships with a calm executive presence and unpredictable bursts of comedy.
Security by instinct
Rocky monitors doors, desks, and suspicious shadows with minimal onboarding friction.
Retention tooling
Smokey and Husky keep stakeholders engaged through purrs, meows, and occasional chaos loops.
Leadership team
Meet the cats behind the platform.
Platform surface area
One platform across products, planning, and capital.
The Cat Stack extends from product modules to roadmap planning and investor communications.
- Product modules are packaged for comfort, security, and performance.
- Roadmap planning keeps upcoming releases visible across the team.
- Investor communications stay aligned with the broader platform story.
Pricing
Simple plans for cat-adjacent growth.
No usage-based billing. Just escalating levels of feline access and operational dependency.
Starter
Observer
$0
For individuals exploring the platform and monitoring day-to-day cat operations.
- One daily meow notification
- Basic visibility into nap operations
- Community-grade judgement
Most popular
Operator
$9.99/month
For serious cat stakeholders who expect purr SLAs, lap availability, and direct access to leadership.
- Priority cuddle routing
- Unlimited head boops
- Faster escalation to snack review
Enterprise
Household
Custom
For multi-human environments with compliance needs, hallway security, and premium blanket orchestration.
- Dedicated account meow-nager
- Shared lap provisioning
- Emergency zoomie response